This Boy

       

This is my cat, Rusty. Originally named Rustom Padilla and destined to die a fabulous death to be reincarnated as Bebe Gandanghari, until my mother was seen looking under the couch shouting "Rustom! Rustom! Rustooooom!" after which I proposed a moniker that sounded more like a household pet and less of a closet queen action star.

Rusty likes to sleep comfortably. His bedroom demeanor may imply alpha male proclivities (notice the laziness that comes with the extension of his furry paws) but rest assured I will do everything in my power to turn him as gay as Gloria Estefan. If you know of any downloadable gay porn for cats available online, please, let me know.